Sex in Public Places

            Having sex in a public place is something enjoyed by many couples, as the thrill of the possibility of getting caught is a turn on.  From hooking up in the backseat of your parents’ station wagon in high school to getting busy in the bathroom at the club, many people enjoy some form of public sexual release at least one time in their life.  However, it should be duly noted that just because the thrill is the chance of getting caught does not mean that you want to actually get caught, so it should go without saying that it is illegal to have sex in public and getting caught can land you a one way ticket directly to jail without passing Go and collecting the $200.  But more women are turned on by sex in public than you might think, so if you play your cards right you’ll be taking your partner to Makeout Point in no time. Just make sure you don’t get caught, or she’s sure to be turned off of it forever!  Here are some of the more enjoyed public places for sex:

The classics:

The car:  Obviously, sex in your car is mobile, so you can do it almost wherever you feel like doing it on a spontaneous moment. Parking lots, rest stops, roadsides, and park and rides are all fair game when you are in your car.  Just be careful to have an idea when people will be around, and make sure you don’t get caught by security or police.

The Park:  Why not enjoy a little nature with your loved one?  Spreading out a blanket and getting busy under the open sky is a great dessert following a nice picnic lunch.  Want to do it under the stars?  Just be careful, as most parks close at dusk and they may or may not be patrolled by security.

The Beach:  Sex on the Beach was obviously enjoyable enough to have a drink named after it.  Even if you don’t like the drink, chances are you’ll love the act.  Just be sure to bring a towel to lie on or instead of Sex on the Beach you’ll have Sand in the Crevice. 

The Mile High Club:  Sex in the airplane bathroom has been one of the most talked about sexual curiosities for the last few decades.  However, as much as it’s talked about, very few people get to actually join the mile high club.  Next time you are on the plane with your partner, why not slip off to the restroom and have yourselves a quickie?

Public Restroom:  Sometimes when you meet someone in the club, you just can’t wait until you get home to get busy.  Slipping to the bathroom stall for some quick relations can be a gritty turn on because it seems like such a dirty thing to do.  Just be sure to check the bathroom out first, some public restrooms aren’t kept so clean and might be undesirable to have sex in.  Also, making sure there are locks on the stalls or on the door if it’s a single bathroom is always a good idea.

New places to add to the repertoire:

On your college campus:  Most schools post schedules of when a lecture hall or classroom is in use, so it may be easier than you think to have a little hanky panky on your professor’s desk.  Leaving the lights off to avoid attention is a good idea, however, you never know how late the janitor works!

Dressing room in a department store:  This is a cleaner version of the public restroom, but more difficult to pull off due to workers keeping an eye on the dressing rooms to deter shoplifting in a lot of stores.

Movie theater: You always hear about the occasional hand job or blow job at the movie theatre, but it may be easier to have full on sex in a theater than you think!  Haven’t you ever been the only person in a theater at a late show during the week?  Also, weekday matinees tend to not have many patrons either, so after the usher checks the theater, you have a cue to get down to business!  Also, some theaters have hallways that lead behind the screens to the emergency exits, which may be prime real estate for a sexual encounter.

Golf Course: It would be a shame to let such an expansive, lush, green area go to waste just because its night time!  So why not get a little “hole in one” on the ninth green?  Sneaking onto a local golf course at night might be easier than you think, and being on such an expansive place under the stars just may be the perfect turn on for you and your partner.

Cemetery:  What better place to avoid being caught than somewhere where everyone is at rest?  Front gates are usually kept open and cemeteries are peaceful and quiet.  Check with your partner first, and make sure they don’t have any moral objections, but cemeteries can be the perfect place to share an intimate moment.

At work:  Have the keys to the office and want to burn a little midnight oil?  Maybe a late night trip to where you work might just be the trick for you!  After you’re done showing your partner what you do for a living, show them the top of your desk.

            Here is just a beginner’s list of places to start with, but keep an open mind (and an open eye to avoid getting caught!) and you can discover many more places perfect for public coitus.